Rude bits

I Travelling light

I once knew a lady Wendy
Who loved to travel handy
She went on a Baltic cruise
For eleven days to peruse
But did not bring enough underwear
So she washed whatever she had
And hung them out to dry
And now they are found
In the Adriatic sea
For the rest of the cruise
She wore nothing underneath
And her man Chris
Had nothing but a smile
For the rest of the cruise

II

Harmless Genga harmless?
You dont say
Nothing comes out of nothing
Nothing is harmless
When it involves slapping
Spanking
Pain and pleasure
Are no impostors
Of bondage

III

(Chak for your eyes only)

To paraphrase Wendy:

You are a strong prick
We like your semen