Rude Bits

I

Roommate I’ve never doubted
Your sexual prowess touted
A tea spoon or bazooka
An atom bomb ha ha
But end of the day
It’s neither strubble or hay
I will try my best
At my behest
To get you a trophy wife
To jazz up your life

II

There was a man from Rangoon
Who boasted a mighty harpoon
He’d hide round the corner
And flash his wonder
The ladies giggle at the teaspoon