Silly limericks

There was a man from New York
Who refused to eat any pork
I’ll rather have potatoes
Even rotten tomatoes
But he ended up eating his socks

(Henry Ng Hon Yuen)

There was a man named Hon Yuen
Who ate everything under the moon
Two elephants, a cow
And one pregnant sow
Now he wants to eat a baboon

(Donald Lee)

There was a man named Hon Yuen
Who did everything over the moon
He painted the town red
I’ll even rob the bank he said
They threw him into the zoo with the baboons

(Henry Ng Hon Yuen)

There was a man from New York
Who had an itchy cock
So off he went
Into the house of hens
Now he’s ended up with the pox

(Henry Ng Hon Yuen)

There was a man from Brunei
Who went drinking across the sungai
He stopped at a mall
Met a silicone doll
Now he doesn’t chat much, I wonder why?

(Donald Lee)

There was a man from Brunei
Who’s really quite a guy
He bought a black bag
From an old hag
Aiyoo, in delight he cried

(Henry Ng Hon Yuen)