An Ode to a Teaser

Part I

Hit and run
That’s the one
Lure the girls for fun
Watch out for adulterated words to the pun
No fear all things happen under the sun
Shoot him with a gun
For you and me to have fun

Part II

His wit displayed… seldom staid but more to sully
Suffered attacks but quick to rally
Said his atrocity and ran
Catch him if you can
All victims swooned and pant
Pointless to rant
Confession we now reveal
Excitement we did feel