Collection

1 Granny apartments

Granny dies
Comes new nanny
LKF prefers Wendy
How UN-handy!
Bloody cranky ??

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Her silky gown in the breeze swirls
The wide-eyed beaus with shirts already unfurled
She now has a date
So now unsure of return date….

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Alamak
KM with her Nasi Lemak
Satay with ketupat
Indian rojak with extra peanut
Honey with Doenut
I just miss a birdie putt
Will not miss Keats short Par-ty Putt!
Thx Keats. ??

Alamak
That lucky handsome nut
I was hoping you have enough pluck
Let me through your eyes pluck
Dazzling delights
For us nuts! ??????????

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Today,
More than six decades past
One Mother’s Day
Eroticism was given form
And the story
Of a porn was born.
Second nature to him
Like honey to bee
His name Lian Kwen Fee

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Henry the Eighth
He had many mates
A few he relegated to maids
One he chopped off her head
Henry from month of May on the Eighth
Only has one mate
Oh what cruel fate!
Henry it’s still not too late…

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This guy Henry
He got all the luck
From the 40 feet
He’ll sink his put
And he says 1 up!??
You just can’t play
With someone who
Always has help
From Mother Luck!

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Holy Cow!
Drinking Tsingtao
What’s sticking between your legs?
Your plough?
Holy cow!

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Good morning all!
Hit the nail on the head
And the structure is in place
All in for the play….
It’s another day
Fair that all can
Searching the depths of the mind
With verse or prose
A platform for all to say

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Me got plenty worry
Me also no care
Me go marry no millionaire
Now no even single hair
Except armpit hair ??????

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Run LKF run
The border is more fun
Silicone moment
High on rum!

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I’m in blissful retirement
The past consigned
A little space a small tenement
Of my fast retiring mind.

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Talking porn
Blowing your horn
Blaming corny
Writing verses
Fearing a moment lost
Is lifetime cost
Fear not
All not lost
All being entertained
All gain n no loss

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Life and death co- existing  side by side
In death there is still life…
Lush greens n beautiful blooms celebrates in death n in life….

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Alamak
Henry, you chee la kak
I minum kopi you minum arak
Ambassador jaga nanti mabok ta’ada tandas dekat!
Banyak malu sangat….??

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Ambidextrous as I am
Unable to cope when I have only 2 hands
One holding a precious loaded fire hose
The other trying to craft prose
The brilliance of an old mind provided a solution in hand
Sit down like a lady on my throne n pee all I can

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That Doenutt he is no mutt
Certainly nor in rut
He can still enjoy the occasional tart
Being vegan however he needs nuts
Too much of which he can’t help the sneaky fart!
Hopefully not when he’s seeking his companion lark
Then, O…what luck! ????????????