Hole in One

When men golfers get together
After a round of golf
They never cease talking
Of the putt they missed
The eagle that flew away
The many shots that went astray
The shots that went OB
How about the water hazard
Fishing out balls not your own
Oh…and dont forget
The hole in one
Thats here to stay
Forever….
On n on n on they talk
Over a glass of beer or two
Then the story repeats itself
Over more beer
When its time to leave the club
They go home to meet the wives
How’s your golf today, she asks
Oh its OK, my dear
Then they disappear into
That nothing box again!