It’s only Me

I look in the mirror and what do I see?
Not anyone else there – only Me!
Me looks tired now I must confess
He even has grey hairs on his chest
He’s a little bent though he tries to stand tall
His hair’s turned grey and has started to fall
His comb-over doesn’t hide the spot that’s bald
Maybe Chak is right – why not shave it all
His profile is still okay I give him that
But what’s that crepey stuff around his neck?
When he turns sideways he shows a paunch
which gets worse after he’s had lunch
His jowls do droop and badly sag
And under his eyes he has huge bags!
But I love Me, and Me loves me
We still get along quite happily