LKF’s half mast day

Show me your tits he said
I have a half erection
Do it quickly lah, he implored
before it droops into recession

I woke up early this morning
and I felt it half awake
Show me your tits right now, he said
before it flops down dead

Damn it, dear, you took too long
to get your bra unclipped
Now my upstanding mate
has drifted back to sleep

Back in VI hostel days
it never went to sleep
Standing at attention
for days and even weeks

But now those days are gone
it flops and hangs around
Never ever looking skywards
it only stares at the ground

So the next time I beseech you
please pop your tits out fast
We can’t have steamy bedroom fun
when it’s only at half mast!